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DIDDLY SQUAT CRISPS
Hand cooked, farm grown, our lightly salted and cheese & onion crisps flavoured crips are stupendous. We can 100% promise that they do not contain any part Jeremy's thumb at all! Our packaging is 100% compostable and plastic free. Once opened (obvs) packets will...- £1.99
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DIDDLY SQUAT FARM APRON
Behold My Genius apron, wear it, and literally, any dish sh** will become a masterpiece. A strong and mighty apron, designed to withstand almost any kitchen disaster. H- 89cm W- 67cm 10oz Wwhite 100% cotton.- £23.00
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DIDDLY SQUAT GHOST CHILLI CHUTNEY
Jeremy's special recipe, made from chillis grown on the farm. Good news. The chilli chutneys that my son has made using chillis that were grown at Diddly Squat Farm are now available online and at Diddly Squat Farm Shop. Mmmmmmm, f**k me that's good....- £5.95
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DIDDLY SQUAT SMOKED CHILLY MAYO
Diddly Squat Farm Smoked Chilli Mayonnaise. It's f***ing great with BBQ's, meat dishes, fish, salads &, as a crisp dip. Made from free-range eggs and premium Diddly Squat Farm extra virgin cold-pressed rapeseed oil. Shipping only available within the UK 250g- £6.50
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DIDDLY SQUAT BEE JUICE BITES / Chocolate Honeycomb
150g Milk Chocolate Covered Honeycomb. Made from juice of bees! May contain traces of nuts.- £5.95
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BOOK - DIDDLY SQUAT JEREMY CLARKSON’s FARM A Year on The Farm
Welcome to Clarkson's farm.An idyllic spot offering picturesque views across the Cotswolds, bustling hedgerows and natural springs, it's the perfect plot of land for someone to delegate the actual, you know, farming to someone else while he galivants around the world in cars.Until one...- £9.95
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DIDDLY SQUAT FARM WOOD CHOPPING BOARD
LOVE THIS! DIDDLY SQUAT CHOPPING BOARD Long lasting, hard wearing wooden chopping board with handy rim for any slight spillage. 300mm x 200mm- £24.90
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DIDDLY SQUAT TRAVEL CUP / MUG
Practical, smooth and versatile. Fits every vehicle, except Jeremys Lamborghini tractor, which doesn't even have a cup holder. Not suitable for dishwasher use.- £21.00
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DIDDLY SQUAT WOODEN SPOON
Perfect gift! Diddly Squat Wooden Spoon! Diddly wooden spoon, made out of durable bamboo and an essential addition to any kitchen. Please note that the quality and appearance of the artwork may vary slightly due to the nature of the natural material. 300mm x...- £10.00
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2 BOLLOCKS CANDLES FOR £39 DIDDLY SQUAT FARM SHOP OFFER
The unique and leathery scent of my car seat, blended with hints of oakmoss and earthy spices. A totally unique and bespoke scent, created for Jeremy. There is no other smell like this.... in the world. 140g. 2 candles for £39 limited offer!- £39.00
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DIDDLY SQUAT FARM SHOP TOTE SHOPPER BAG
The Best Tractor Tote Bag Diddly Squat Farm Shop tote bag - The Best Bag... Made from 100% cotton, you can throw literally anything into this sturdy bag. Looks better and better after washing. I think. Strong and hardy, 100% canvas cotton. 10 oz. Handle -...- £19.95
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DIDDLY SQUAT TEA TOWEL
The Best Tractor Tea Towel Literally the best Tea Towel....in the world. It's large, hardy and I like it. White 780mm x 480mm- £12.50
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DIDDLY SQUAT FARM SHOP CHILLI PASTA SAUCE
Diddly Squat This delicious, easy to use chilli sauce will liven up all your classic pasta dishes, enjoy adding to bolognaise, meat balls, fish and indeed any favourite recipe! 250g glass jar- £6.50
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DIDDLY SQUAT LUXURY SUMMER MEADOW CANDLE
Lisa has finally got her own candle now - which is much nicer! Diddly Squat Farm Summer Meadow Candle - 200g- £28.00
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THIS SMELLS LIKE JEREMYS BOLLOCKS CANDLE / DIDDLY SQUAT FARM
The unique and leathery scent of Jeremys car seat, blended with hints of oakmoss and earthy spices. A totally unique and bespoke scent, created for Jeremy. There is no other smell like this.... in the world. 140g- £22.50
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Jeremy Clarksons Diddly Squat Till the Cows Come Home Book
Welcome back to Clarkson's Farm. At the end of Jeremy's first year in the tractor's driving seat, Diddly Squat farm rewarded him with a profit of just £144. So, while he's the first to admit that he's still only a 'trainee farmer'*, there is...- £9.99
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